Meet absolutely perfect Petra Nemcova. I figure you gotta have some Khashoggi style riches to even get in the same room with a girl like this. And I guess we can add insult to injury by assuming the guy doing the body painting is some sort of faggotty make up artist. I’ll leave you with one positive thought tho…My dad used to say: “Son, no matter how beautiful a woman may be, somewhere there is a guy who is sick of her shit. Have a happy September and a safe trip back to work or school! I hope that you will remember us for all your on the job slacking and nudie girl picture requirements this fall.

It just doesn’t get better than this….